40 dead human bodies being burnt
128 fellow travellers - no dead
128 fellow travellers - no dead
2 elephants
38 hotel rooms
1 night in desert
23 befriended Indian children
1 plane
2 boats
14 night trains
3 taxi cars
2 royal enfield bikes - both dead now
150 curry's
3 glasses of good wine
a lot of Kingfisher beer
3 x ill Ellen
2 x ill Duncan
1 Bollywood music video
1 potential movie
1x Duncan punched me
5 traffic accidents seen
lowest altitude sealevel
Duncan money spent: not as much as you think
Ellen money spent: Shit load more than you think
Kids sleeping on the street: Manymanymany
1x scammed seriously
? x semi-scammed - I think
25 x nearly seriously scammed
9 x invited into local houses
6 days of rain
114 days of sunshine
25 temples visited
100.000 temples seen
3.5 million Gods
2 days of hating India
118 days of loving India
Too many shits to count..!
Yeah, we're tired now....
What an unforgettable experience!
Lots of love from Incredible cold England,
Duncan and Ellen
1000 kisses when I see you again..
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you forgot: 1 camel raped....
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